Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Lelaki Oh Lelaki

Man O Man!
When without money, eat wild vegetables at home;
When has money, eats the same wild vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;

Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money, acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high Positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging;
Man O Man!Never means what he says and never says what he means!

Lelaki Oh Lelaki
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Lemah Lutut Hendak Berjalan
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Cakap Kuat Jadi Perlahan
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Ucapan Banyak Puji-Pujian
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Mula Banyak Menyebut Kesian
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Semua Bisa Boleh Diuruskan
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Lupa Menoleh Ke Kiri Ke Kanan
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Tengkuknya Mula Menjadi Panjang
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Silap-Silap Garpu Pun Boleh Berjalan
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Boleh Kabur Hala Tujuan
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Mula Lelaki Dapat Perempuan
Banyak Kerja Jadi Kemudian



Hisyam Abdul Majid

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